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{"type":"standard","title":"Ålandstrafiken","displaytitle":"Ålandstrafiken","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q270993","titles":{"canonical":"Ålandstrafiken","normalized":"Ålandstrafiken","display":"Ålandstrafiken"},"pageid":12661318,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/%C3%85landstrafikens_Skiftet_vid_Houtsk%C3%A4r.jpg/330px-%C3%85landstrafikens_Skiftet_vid_Houtsk%C3%A4r.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/%C3%85landstrafikens_Skiftet_vid_Houtsk%C3%A4r.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285465910","tid":"117787ec-18ab-11f0-bfe0-2121486e1121","timestamp":"2025-04-13T21:05:46Z","description":"Transport company in Åland, Finland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85landstrafiken","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85landstrafiken?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85landstrafiken?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%C3%85landstrafiken"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85landstrafiken","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/%C3%85landstrafiken","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85landstrafiken?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:%C3%85landstrafiken"}},"extract":"Ålandstrafiken is a ferry company based in Åland, an archipelago of over 6,500 islands in the Baltic Sea, and a Swedish-speaking autonomous province of Finland. The company operates inter-island services as well as links to ports in western Finland. According to older sources, it had a fleet of 10 ferries and also operated local buses.","extract_html":"
Ålandstrafiken is a ferry company based in Åland, an archipelago of over 6,500 islands in the Baltic Sea, and a Swedish-speaking autonomous province of Finland. The company operates inter-island services as well as links to ports in western Finland. According to older sources, it had a fleet of 10 ferries and also operated local buses.
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