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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?","punchline":"Frostbite.","id":232}
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Sam Irwin is an Australian professional rugby league footballer who last played for Featherstone Rovers in the Kingstone Press Championship. He plays as a hooker and halfback and previously played for the Gold Coast Titans in the National Rugby League.
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